"What are we going to do with the rice tonight?" Asked my mom, and before anyone could say "zucchini?" or eye the green monster on the kitchen counter I blurted out, "creamy rice, like we do with the pheasant, hey do we have any birds left?"
"Yeah, we have one left... we should probably eat that..." She replied.
"We should probably eat that, what if that were the title to a cooking show?" I asked.
I was watching Project Runway last night, and they did this episode with material from a party store, like Dollar Tree or something. Which is better than the earlier episodes when they used trash, but still, I'm thinking that if people can wear leftovers, why not be artistic in a culinary vein, too?
Just Sayin;.
Tune in next time for, "We Should Probably Eat That!"
Friday, August 20, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
Job Safari? Bring Your Gun (And Lawyer)
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To put it simply, being a recent college grad is terrifying. As if the, "real world's" noxiousness wasn't enough, nor the vision of that student loan amount dancing in my head at night—mocking me—scaring the sheep and my sleep away wasn't enough, nor my parents constant concern of finding employment for themselves hanging in the air like a balmy Minnesota July afternoon wasn't enough, no, no, no, I've grown accustomed to that prison, what IS enough, what recent aggravating circumstance finally crossed the zucchini-peel-thin line? Job scammers.
That's right, it's difficult enough to find an entry-level anything that doesn't involve Avon, or fast food, but these worms, no, these snakes slither the job websites looking for naive, yet hopeful, prey, like myself. "Entry level sales/marketing," is really a door-to-door coupon book scam. See for yourselves: Scam.
Well, you rat bastards, I stay silent no more. I will expose you asses for the lying, disgusting, life sucking, souless dragons that you are. You make my ex-wife look like an angry puppy. Stop making my job safari more difficult than it already is. The only thing stopping me from reciprocating your harassment is my mood stabilizers. * shakes bottle of pills *
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