Um, I found this in my stats notes.
1. Quite simply, unless you're sporting Juicy Couture, you look like shit. Please make your gender distinguishable.
2. By midterms, we ALL know who is in athletics, and who is not—no one likes a braggart. Let it go.*
3. You probably don't smell, but your sweats do,
4. You're going to gain weight, and there are enough fat people in America.
5. Sweatpants: the gateway lack of fashion drug.
6. "It's college!" Is not NOT an excuse. "Velociraptors ate my jeans, " or, "my dorm burned down last night thus leaving me in my jammies," are appropriate reasons to wear or attend class in sweatpants.
7. Wearing sweats to class is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm lazy and care nothing of my professional future." Maybe that's so? If it is, quit taking up space in class.
8. Trying to prove that you're "comfortable" with your body? Prove it in jeans. Dress the bod appropriately.
9. Comfort/=beauty. More often than not, Pain=beauty.
10. You give our college a bad image and inadvertently raise tuition.
* You're on the college soccer team? Whoopdi-doo. What are you going to do when you're 40? You're not Bret Favre.
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